“Work keeps me super busy, but I’m looking for someone cool to vibe with.” Translation: "I can't be assed to accommodate my schedule for anyone else but me."
"Still figuring it out." (But they're 30+ with 3 prior relationships that ended in disaster)
Translation: "Let me string you along and waste your time while I get attention from you."
My personal 'favorties':
“Work keeps me super busy, but I’m looking for someone cool to vibe with.” Translation: "I can't be assed to accommodate my schedule for anyone else but me."
"Still figuring it out." (But they're 30+ with 3 prior relationships that ended in disaster)
Translation: "Let me string you along and waste your time while I get attention from you."
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It's less about their personality because most of them don't have a personality. They don't need one