The Greatest Hits Of The Female NPC Dating Profile

And What It Says About Her

- "Loyalty" (Translation: "I have been cheated on")

- "Meaningful Connection" (Translation: "Tired of The Dickstation")

- "I value Honesty" (Translation: "I have always rewarded lies")

- "My Second Language is Sarcasm" (Translation: "I don't have a personality")

- "I am a foodie" (Translation: "My unique selling point is I like to eat")

- "I love travelling" (Translation: "Because I am bored easily, I need dickstractions")

- "Just be yourself" (Translation: "So I can bin you myself", referring back to "I value Honesty")

- "No games" (Translation: "I ran out of time playing these games")

- "Emotional Availability" (Translator's note: The "un" is silent)

- "Consistency" (Translation: "I rewarded inconsistency because it is less boring, but now I am emotionally busted")

- "Dog Mom" (Translation: "I needed to find a substitute to cater to my unattended mothering yearning, but I was too selfish to be accommodating to a guy to get there.")

- "Looking for my forever person" (Translation: "A barely conscious human with no agency who is going to fulfil my needs and wants until the end of time.")

- "No Hook Ups" (Translation: "Because I already have a Back-Up taking care of it")

- "Emotional Intelligence" (Translation: "Someone that does not disagree with me")

- “Princess Treatment” (Translation: “Will fuck when enough money is spent”)

It will be hard not to see any of these on a profile, but consider her degree of being an NPC by the number of these specific expressions she displays in her written description. The cluster factor says it is less about her personality than something she copied and pasted from a stupid girly podcast or influencer.